I need someone ugly
I am at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me possession of good looks I am doomed.I need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up
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Police walay ne 1 student ko pakr lia Student: Sir main student hoon plz muje Chor dein PoLice: Tum bina licence k motorcyle chlate ho Student: Nai Police: Larkiyon ko cherty ho Student: Nai Police:...
View ArticleBeta tumhara result acha nahi
Police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara result acha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna T.V dekhna band Bacha: Ye 50 rupye pakro aur is bat ko yahi daba do
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Traffic Police Wala Buriya Sy: Main Kitni Dair Sy Siti Baja Raha Tha, Ap Ruki Q Nahi Buriya: Beta Siti Sun Kar Ab Rukne Ki Meri Umer Nahi Rahi (“.”) Wah <)(\ Amman G _||_ Tussi V
View ArticleLet me sleep
A thief entered into home of a Police Inspector in night Wife: Get up there is a thief in our home Police Inspector: Let me sleep.I am not on duty right now
View ArticleJab break lagata hun to sath lagti hay
Police nay larka larki ko motorcycle pay jate rok liya aur pocha ye tumhri kia lagti ha Larka wasay to kuch nai lagti wasay jab break lagata hun to sath lagti hay
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A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car after looking the man over he says, “Sir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking The man...
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